Sweet Baby Cheesus Tea Towel
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Highlights
- - "Sweet Baby Cheesus" Tea Towel – Where dairy and divine intertwine!
- - 100% Cotton- Soft as the most delicate mozzarella.
- - Vibrant, quirky colours – Surely, not another beige towel in your kitchen.
- - An Impressive size of 72cm x 53cm - Enough to swaddle your cutlery and more!
- - Perfect for foodies - An absolute giggling gift for the cheese connoisseurs.
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Introducing the Spanking New "Sweet Baby Cheesus" Tea Towel!
When the moon danced its brightest jig and the Comte cows sang their heartiest ditty, there was a stir in the dairy. On this holey, oh-so-sacred night, Manchego, the Madonna of mozzarella, gave birth to her cheeselet, her brie-bundle of joy – the baby Cheesus.
As butter wouldn’t melt, Papa Monterey Joseph stood beside his darling, his heart melting like a camembert in the sun at the sight of his newborn. But dunk their crackers! News came from a Stilton spy that an army of the most ruthless Ricottas were after them.
In a frenzy of curds and whey, Monterey Jack scoured the entire cheese board, until a sweet-natured, somewhat nutty couple of Infossatos gave them shelter. There, our darling dairy duo marveled at their baby Cheesus, nestled in his cot, while three wise Worcestershires, chilled to their rinds, brought gifts filled with flavour - grape, walnut, and cracker. Who said cheese isn’t an occasion? Glory be to this momentous nativity, courtesy of the Third Testemozzarella!
Did we hear a gasp of 'lunch', perchance? Indubitably, our fab-u-lass Sweet Baby Cheesus Tea Towel is at your service. Lo! Sang the specs:
- Material: 100% cotton
- Colour: A delightful multicolour concoction
- Dimensions: 72cm x 53cm
Sync with the symphony of the almighty cheddar, grab this divine cloth before we yell out "Cheese it!" – because they sell out quick!