Whalecome Bitches Doormat

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Highlights

  • Quirky Whalecome Doormat – Talks the talk while welcoming the walk.
  • Natural Coconut Coir – Adds a natural charm to your doorstep.
  • Non-slip & Waterproof – Safe, sturdy and standout!
  • Perfect for Fun Lovers – If you adore giggles, this one's for you.
  • Funky Gift Option – For those who love a good laugh and a touch of the unique.

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Jumping Jehoshaphat, What A Splashy Doormat!

Baffled by banal, boooring doormats? Give way to the waves with our funky Whale-come Bitches Doormat! Removed from the mundane, this wholly whacky Whalecome Mat crafted from natural coconut coir, assures you a gripping, water-resistant, anti-slip underside— suitable for both outdoor and indoor use.

We're not just SPOUT-ing hot air here, this colourful coir creature is all you need to add a cheeky charm to your entrance. You could say we've taken the WHALE by its aorta with this one—and we’re smack-dab proud of it!

💦❤️‍🔥 We WHALE-y can’t contain our excitement for you to check out this stunner!

You'll Surely Adore It Because...

Innovative Splashy Design – Breaks the monotony of standard mats.
Natural Coconut Coir Crafting – Scores high on both functionality and quirk factor.
Non-Slip & Waterproof – No slip-ups here! Just plain sailing.
Humorous Home Accessory – Makes a funk-tastic gift for those who love a cheeky pun.
A Whale of a Gift – A surprising delight for anyone—even those who think they’ve seen it all!

What's in the Box?

  • 1 x Whalecome Bitches Doormat (60cm x 40cm)

Product Details

  • Material: Natural Coconut Coir
  • Colour: Brown, Black
  • Dimensions: L60cm x W40cm

⚠️ Dive in and grab this rad mat before it dives back into the abyss!