Whalecome Bitches Doormat

We got ninety-nine problems but a humpback ain't one! Our biggest problem is the way all whale doormats looks the same... Until now! Introducing the Whalecome Bitches Doormat.

Not ones to SPOUT on about it, we grabbed the bull by the blowhole and we think we've done a WHALE-y good job finding this one. Made from natural coconut coir it has a waterproof anti-slip underside so can be used outside or as an indoor mat.

And when it comes to WHALE-coming the crew to our crib and we'd go as far as to say it’s ‘moby dick’ - that’s slang for 'sick' for anyone who’s not down with the tin lids.

Whalecome Bitches Doormat Specifications

• Material: Natural coconut coir
• Colour: Brown, black
• Dimensions: 60cm x 40cm
• Product Code: TYPO-GOAWAY